im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason



simon says send nudes

someone report simon to the police


why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is



Yo! My name is Nikolas A. Draper-Ivey…This is my cosplay as ”Cinematic Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider Man”. This suit was made by 
Jesse Covington ( Writer and Costume Designer) and sewn by Sasha Williams ( Fashion Major graduate). Photos were taken by Pierre BL Brevard ( Photographer and Graphic Designer) I specifically would like to thank Marvel Comics Artist Sara Pichelli for designing this character. I’m also very excited to see Olivier Coipel's work on Spider-Verse!

(Full shoot will be shot in New York itself just in time for NYCC)






if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware


im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass


but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 


do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

My five year old cousin was acting obnoxious and then she ran into me out of nowhere and dislocated my knee (I have really bad knees cause this has happened way too much). But anyways it hurt really badly and my Aunt, which is also her Mom, saw the entire thing and didn’t even do anything! She saw me sitting on the ground in pain and she didn’t even ask if I’m okay or lecture her child. She just kept playing on her iPad cause she doesn’t care about anyone but herself.

I don’t mean to sound like I think I’m priority and that everyone should drop what they’re doing for my sake. But I honestly think that any other person in my family would have come to help me and I’m not too surprised that she didn’t. I love my Aunt and all but this is just another situation that proves how selfish and careless she can be.

My dad can’t fit into his wedding ring anymore lol

Tagged with: #bear paws  


what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party




I am crying I love this too much