im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
My five year old cousin was acting obnoxious and then she ran into me out of nowhere and dislocated my knee (I have really bad knees cause this has happened way too much). But anyways it hurt really badly and my Aunt, which is also her Mom, saw the entire thing and didn’t even do anything! She saw me sitting on the ground in pain and she didn’t even ask if I’m okay or lecture her child. She just kept playing on her iPad cause she doesn’t care about anyone but herself.
I don’t mean to sound like I think I’m priority and that everyone should drop what they’re doing for my sake. But I honestly think that any other person in my family would have come to help me and I’m not too surprised that she didn’t. I love my Aunt and all but this is just another situation that proves how selfish and careless she can be.
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party